Individually wrapped pack of paper napkins. White napkins with black font.
5" x 5"
1. Here's to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget.
2. Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
3. I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
4. This cocktail tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
5. Cocktails are like a present you give yourself.
6. This senorita needs a margarita.
7. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
8. Wine, because kids.
9. You know what rhymes with Friday? Vodka.
10. Trust me, you can dance.
11. I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
12. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.